Choices

Me: "Debbie, I want you to wear those brown shoes."

Debbie: "I don't want to wear those brown shoes."

M: "You're going to wear those shoes."

D: "I don't want to wear those shoes."

M: "You're going to wear those shoes, you don't have a choice."

D: "Yes I do have a choice!"

M: "No, you don't have a choice."

D: "Yes I do have a choice!"

M: "Ok fine. You can wear those shoes or you can stay home."

D: "I want to wear the brown shoes."

M: "Huh, I guess you were right, you did have a choice."

D: "See, I told you!"